David MacPherson
1) Hey Gary
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A collection of dumb things the writer texted to his friend, Gary. Gary did not listen to any of these suggestions. You probably did not even read them. That's Gary for you. It is a dust devil of absurdist ideas and configurations. This could be the kind of book you need to read if you are waiting for the volcano to erupt. Author Jeffrey Campbell read some of this book and gave this blurb that's good enough to be on the cover, "Yeah. I think this...
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How did the world die? It certainly did not survive. It has been many years since things perished. But how? The young boys want to know. They ask the Grayling, the old man who was there during the time of the death of the world. He tells the tale. The tale of how the world died. It might have to do with over affectionate rodents. It might have to do with alien invasions or zombies or addictive grinders at a food truck. There are so many ways that...
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If you have a couple hundred dollars and two hours at a comics expo, what will you get? That's the question for this little report from the 2023 Massachusetts Independent Comics Expo. David went and bought a ton of comics. And now he has rested and spread it on the floor before him and will tell you about what he got and why. Like any comic geek, he will go on tangents that will take days to get back from. But that's what a comic can be, a tangent...
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Can you write an entire book as one text a day?
Sure. You are writing to one audience member at a time. You can create interesting thing. You can push yourself as a writer in this method.
David Macpherson did six of these at once. He wrote to six different people, pieces of six different books a day.
This is his strange, disjointed look at the process of sending a book out to an audience of one.
It is an odd book, but it is an odd way to write...
5) Blurbs
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What makes you a real writer? When some hapless hack asks you to write a blurb for their book. Ha! Suckers! With that in mind, David Macpherson must be a real writer. He wrote a lot of blurbs. He promises that he only read a quarter of the books he blurbed. He apologizes to the Union of Amalgamated Blurb Writers for reading as much as he did. He will strive to improve. With that said, he had a book due this month and decided the easiest thing to...
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What you have here is a collection of fifty brief, silly-ass stories. None of them are long, so you don't have to suffer through one for pages and pages if you don't dig it. For this blurb, we include a bonus story. You can read it and see if you want to pick up this book and read the others. It's up to you. It's always up to you. Here is the free story we have given to you just because we like your face. "Surfing "One of the difficult parts of surfing...
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The Floor of Heaven is just 257 steps to get to.Something great must be at the Floor of Heaven and you should jump onto the first step and start the climb for salvation.Like all books about faith, this is a counting book. We count up all 257 steps.Surprising things happen on the way to the Floor of Heaven. Will they make sense? Who knows? I mean, does heaven make sense.Take the steps and find out. The only way to reach paradise is by climbing. And...
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Can action figures give you happiness? There are many toy manufacturers who certainly hope they do. They made commercials to explain how you can play with them and what joy you should find in these Barbies and G.I Joe. This brief book primarily looks at the commercials for the toy playsets and the extra characters. This is a joyful look at the way the commercials tried to inform our desire and the way we play.
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How entertaining is it to open a box of random comics? We are not sure, but we are willing to let David find out. He has purchased a Halloween themed mystery box of 11 comics. Will he get the grand prize? Will he find comics he wants? Why does anyone want to share unboxing comics? All questions that could be hidden in the box with the comics. Come along as David discovers what books he received and what thoughts and associations they bring to mind....
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"Writing is easy. You just open up a vein and bleed on the page.""I hate writing. I love having written." These are just two quotes that most writers know. There are a bunch of them. They seem to grow up around us like mushrooms. Every writer has a witty comment about writing. It must be a requirement for writing. You must write a book and you have to put out clever bon mots. If you can't be funny about writing, can you even be considered a writer....
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Every superhero has a reason for them being that way. This book contains several hundred origins of superheroes. They were scientists inventing potions. They got hit by lightning. They were children seeing their parents killed and swearing vengeance. We have every type of origin. All are recounted in a fun breezy manner. You will see patterns and tropes and have a good time. “Comic Book Hinterlands” is a monthly zine that explored the strange...
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About the Book What are the books that make up your history? For every reader, there are the books that linger. There are books that are more than just entertainment. They mean something. David Macpherson, a reader and a writer, has written about 100 books and how they matter to him. For every year from 1923 to 1922, he has chosen a book. There are tales to tell. There are things to remember and discover. What are your books that fit on your century...
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A hodgepodgeA miscellany. A jumble.A mishmash.A patchwork.More stuff about things.This book is a collection of pieces I had hanging around the harddrive with no place to go. They are random flash fiction and experimental work. A few of them are series of works that never accumulated enough to make an entire book out of. So we have inanimate fables. We have tales of a crazed short order cook. There are Greek Myths retold by a barfly. And a bunch of...