"As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this...we didn't tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here's one stinky reason it's not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey's gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn't trust a turkey either, or translate...

But, here's the thing ... you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here's just the start of the story: