Author/illustrator Nick Bruel tries to explain to the reader how to write a story, but Bad Kitty is not at all happy about the plot, which has her going on a turnip diet to lose weight. Includes a recipe for roasted turnips.
Takes a humorous look at the normal way cats bathe, why it's inappropriate for humans to bathe that way, and the challenges of trying to give a cat a real bath with soap and water.