Drawings paired with rhyming text depict the farting of many types of animals.

"A celebration of one of our most useful (and hilarious) body parts"--

The Fart Squad travels back in time to a sixteenth-century Scottish castle to retrieve the Golden Scratcher that will cure the town of a contagious itch.

Something is rotten in the plumbing of Harry Buttz Elementary School, and it|s kidnapped Janitor Stan! It|s up to the Fart Squad to dive into the toilet vortex to save their scent-sei from the World of the Royal Flush. Grab a match, because this stink just got real. Only the Fart Squad has the guts, the gall, and the gas to flush this round brown mound before he overflows his toilet kingdom on the world.

"One Christmas Eve at Santa's house amid the ice and snow, the Clauses shared a festive feast before he had to go. Mrs. Claus, who loved her sprouts, ate each and every one, but Santa fed his to a friend until the last was gone...Rudy has eaten too many sprouts! The stinky fluffs are smelled around the world as he helps Santa deliver presents. But even worse, Rudy's sprouty whiffs have made the other reindeer laugh so much they're too exhausted to...

"There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause...?"--Provided by publisher.