The classic movie Beastmaster takes Broadway by storm. Lance Armstrong gets revenge on France.

President Evil: Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You've never seen a Vegas crime caper like Ocean's Thirty-Eight. The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties.

Sausage Fest: Li'l Hitler will win your heart! The Library of Heaven yields answers even God doesn't want you to know. The Burger King serves up some delicious B&E. Garfield and Heathcliff take each other to court.

The creators imagine Zeus spicing up The Clash of the Titans, how Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan might play out as an opera, how Speed Racer might fare in the world of NASCAR, and they completely screw with MTV's The Hills.

Learn the secret life of Batman villain the Penguin. Kids will love playing with My Stalker! The U.S. government declares war on Christmas.

Federated Resources: A time-traveling jerk wreaks havoc on history. Lion-O, leader of the ThunderCats, suffers as an Earth pet. Clifford the Big Red Dog gets in big, red trouble. Evel Knievel wows his nursing home.

Our PS3 Contest winner gets what's coming to him. Mr. Rogers is turning Japanese. Spawn faces the Devil with his one true skill - fiddling. Fonzie takes care of Cha-Chi the best he can in The Pursuit of Happy Days.

Monstourage: Vic Mackey from The Shield switches places with the Fantastic Four's Thing and it's funny. Cowboys on a cattle drive have it bad in biblical proportions.

Ted Kennedy and Jenna Jameson battle celebrities in politics and porn! Link's looking for a decent reward from Princess Zelda. The Homeless Airlines sorta takes flight. Learn whatever happened to the Micro Machines Man.

Robot Chicken staff gets back to work! The Defenders of the Earth accept their limitations. The Decepticon Soundwave discovers he's a dated. You can be a loser at the Game of Life. Schwarzenegger investigates the illegal immigration issue.